When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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