its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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