Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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