I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
why do cheetos always look like penises
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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