So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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