Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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