i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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