I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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