i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
porn star boner night. come get it.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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