Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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