His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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