Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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