Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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