I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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