No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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