You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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