How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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