I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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