i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Randomize
