i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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