That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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