And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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