We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I need to calm my uterus...
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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