awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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