why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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