Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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