I want to make a zoo with you.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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