operation harelip BJ is a go
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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