I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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