On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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