I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I just googled if crying burns calories
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
