just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize