So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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