ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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