I never want to see another naked old woman again.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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