yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Boobs are out for the taking
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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