And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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