OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Randomize
