Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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