Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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