I can text with my tongue
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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