pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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