sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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