Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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