Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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