Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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