You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
