I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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