you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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