Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Randomize
