Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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