i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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