I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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