So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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